I always stop the microwave before it beeps because it’s not the boss of me. Posted onApr 1, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Microwave rebellion: 1, Beep overlord: 0 😂🍿 Related funny posts 🤝 All my small talk is done with a car horn. It scares me when you stay up late, like 3 a.m., and you hear a car go down the road, like, where are you going? I would reset the clock on your microwave for you. Ever notice how many towns are named after their water tower? Do you use AI, or is the AI using you?