I get easily confused in the morning. Also in the afternoon and evening. Posted onMar 31, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:My brain's confused buffet is open 24/7! π€π€·ββοΈπ€£ Related funny posts π€ If you’re too open-minded, your brains will fall out. I avoid clarified butter because I prefer my dairy products to be troubled and confused. I’m not a morning person. I’m not even an afternoon person. I pretty much start functioning after 6pm. The only thing I love more than an open mind is an open bar. At my size, Iβd be called Buffet the Vampire Slayer.