I giggle before I go crazy. Gotta start my engine. Posted onFeb 1, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Revving up for a giggle-fueled adventure into the land of crazy! 🚗💨🤣 Related funny posts 😂 I thought the noise my husband’s stomach was making was never going to end last night until I realized it was a motorbike outside. I’m sorry, but when you call me ‘batshit crazy’ it’s almost starting to sound like you think it’s a bad thing! My favorite things about Texas are definitely toast and chainsaw massacres. You don’t need to explain yourself if you carry a chainsaw. The word Ohio looks like a tractor.