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One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory.

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I’m a Leo so I just eat the other astrological signs.

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I think my bank account has been taking Ozempic.

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Planking is the only time we appreciate time.

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“Are you dating anyone?” I close my eyes when I walk past mirrors.

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I don’t mind pulling your cart — I’ve been chasing the carrot anyway, and it’s in the same direction.

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Whenever a study shows excessive screen time causes brain damage I’m like “yeah, me know”.

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Spending money is too easy. For my bank account’s sake, I need a bridge troll to ask me three riddles before I’m allowed to buy something.

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At some point, I need to admit my ‘guilty pleasure’ music taste is just my music taste now.

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Moms will vacuum the ceiling, alphabetize the spice rack, reorganize your socks, then say, “No one helps me around here!”