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"Who knew the good ol' days of chemicals would be missed? 🧪🌱 Guess we're all just a bunch of organic souls trapped in a chemical world! 🤔😂 #ChemicalNostalgia"

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17 shares on Discord this month:

At my age, I’m worried about tripping and falling, so I wear a helmet. I’m also worried about looking ridiculous, so I carry a skateboard.

60 shares on Messenger this month:

There I was, quietly reliving my dream of having my own house, when suddenly I was attacked by insane prices.

29 shares on Reddit this month:

8 planets, 204 countries, thousands of islands, 7 seas, 8 billion people, and I’m single.

16 shares on WeChat this month:

Normalize bed-rotting in the holidays and not feeling guilty about it for your mental health.

19 shares on Facebook this month:

I’m implementing a new policy in my house: any child who is awake past bedtime can either go to sleep or clean the house, no exceptions.

65 shares on Messenger this month:

I had a dream about you. You were stupid there, too.

54 shares on YouTube this month:

I will trust someone on Reddit from 11 years ago with my life before using ChatGPT for anything.

57 shares on Reddit this month:

Welcome to your 40s: you’re not exhausted, that’s just your face now.

18 shares on Messenger this month:

You can add “cha cha cha” to any sentence you want without explaining yourself. Nobody really appreciates this.

61 shares on Twitch this month:

I refuse to listen to anyone give commentary on the state of society unless it’s in a TikTok video filmed inside their car.

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Hold music is annoyingly scratchy and repetitive on purpose, so you will hang up and stop bothering them.

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Fun fact: the creator of Barbie and the creator of Hot Wheels were husband and wife.

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My life coach traded me.

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Just went to the Oreo website and hit “accept all cookies” … and now we wait.

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Can’t wait to get past this phase of my life. I need to see what all of this was for.

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One thing that sucks about being grown-up is not being able to say, “My mom said no,” when you don’t want someone to come over.

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The first person to ever throw up was probably like, “Ok, what the hell.”

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My biggest sexual fantasy is someone throwing a million dollars on my naked body and then leaving me alone.

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Yes, I sometimes put my cell phone down. Especially when it rings.

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Jan 1st: Avocado on whole grain toast with a protein shake. Jan 20th: Syrup comes from a tree so technically it’s a vegetable.

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Every man’s biggest fear is trying a new barber.

Broadcasted on Instagram:

My cold is worse than yours because it’s happening to me.

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

Everyone is getting pregnant or married, and I’m back to “What’s your favorite color?“

Trending via WeChat:

I don’t dress for women. I don’t dress for men. I dress for the weather, mainly.

Just landed via Discord:

None of this is happening. It’s all in your phone.

Live now on Reddit:

French is bullshit. They keep changing the translation of ‘soup du jour’ each day.

Just shared via Pinterest:

The Airbnb reviews never tell you how comfortable the toilets are for falling asleep on.

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Words I heard most when I ran errands with my dad: “Wait in the truck.”

Trending via Pinterest:

Yes, I’ve gained weight. Too many people wanted to have sex with me. It was annoying.

Making waves on WeChat:

Why are fish the only thing you can monger? Let me monger some other stuff.

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I hate how everything is organic now. I miss chemicals.

Aging gracefully is like getting steamrolled gracefully, you should really be screaming.

Netflix & by yourself.

“The only thing standing between you and your dreams is you!” Yeah, have you met me? That’s gonna be a problem.

Girl math is ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife.

I have a drawer in my kitchen that I can’t open anymore because of that one time I decided to put a spatula in it.

He had the nerve to call me pretty. I’m gorgeous.

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I hate how everything is organic now. I miss chemicals.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Aging gracefully is like getting steamrolled gracefully, you should really be screaming.

Netflix & by yourself.

“The only thing standing between you and your dreams is you!” Yeah, have you met me? That’s gonna be a problem.

Girl math is ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife.

I have a drawer in my kitchen that I can’t open anymore because of that one time I decided to put a spatula in it.

He had the nerve to call me pretty. I’m gorgeous.

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