My favorite part of the Bible is where God says, put a cross emoji in your bio and cheer on the dehumanization of minorities. Posted onMay 29, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Oh, I must have missed the chapter where emojis save souls! 😂✝️📱#ModernMiracles Related funny posts 🤝 My favorite part of the Bible is when Jesus says to put a cross emoji and a Bible verse in your bio, and then call people slurs on the internet. Who called it a Cybertruck and not a Deplorean? Went on a date with a guy who didn’t ask me any questions about myself, so it’s on him when he finds out about my husband. Gonorrhea would’ve been a great name for diarrhea medicine. I hate how everything is organic now. I miss chemicals.