Someone from 🇨🇬 has bookmarked:

If you love someone be brave enough to tell them. Otherwise be brave enough to watch them dating someone else.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has shared:

I think you misunderstood – when I said, “Let me look into it,” that meant, “I don’t know exactly how to tell you no just yet.”

Someone from 🇮🇳 has copied:

I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has bookmarked:

I intend to live forever. So far, so good.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has downloaded:

Potato chips ARE vegetables! I exclaim as I tear open the third bag.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has shared:

Please leave me alone. I’m just a 3,000-year-old time-traveling alien who is trying to return to his home planet.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has bookmarked:

Breaking up is fine, but logging me out of your Netflix is crazy.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has bookmarked:

I don’t really care how you met your partner. Tell me about how you met your nemesis.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has downloaded:

Whenever my hormones try to get me to reproduce after all, I go to IKEA and watch the goings-on there. After that, I’m good again.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has downloaded:

If I honk at this person, maybe it will make them a better person.