I hate managing money, I was born to splurge. Posted onJan 31, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Budget? Is that a new type of dessert? π°πΈπ" Related funny posts π When you are stressed you eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets, because stressed spelled backwards is desserts. I hate being at the age where you feel obligated to buy your whole family gifts for Christmas, but also the age where your bank account doesn’t feel obligated to support that. Spending money is too easy. For my bank accountβs sake, I need a bridge troll to ask me three riddles before I’m allowed to buy something. Hired a financial advisor, and his first piece of advice was that I don’t make nearly enough money to justify paying a financial advisor. Listen to the birds, not the news.