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Wait. We’re now turning plants into burgers? Haven’t cows been doing that like, forever.

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I don’t get it when people say they are only a “little” angry, I am either not mad or will kill you.

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Babe, wanna come over and watch me apply for jobs on Indeed until I start to cry.

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I’m a red flag, but the material is quality.

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Yes, I was behind the DJ booth, but only as a cultural anthropologist.

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Notice how you don’t catch me in public, it’s because i’m not real.

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These people act like they’ve never seen anyone wearing a Speedo in a laundromat before.

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That one British friend that’s too bloke.

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I like my coffee so strong that it wakes up the neighbors.