I hate being at the age where you feel obligated to buy your whole family gifts for Christmas, but also the age where your bank account doesn’t feel obligated to support that. Posted onMay 29, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Santa's workshop clearly skipped the class on budget management ππ πΈ Related funny posts π€ Just checked my bank account. Looks like everyoneβs getting a hug for Christmas. Spending money is too easy. For my bank accountβs sake, I need a bridge troll to ask me three riddles before I’m allowed to buy something. Whoever thinks money doesn’t buy happiness can deposit it in my bank account. How does a government that takes 40% of everyone’s money end up being trillions in debt? So I just checked my bank account, and it looks like for Christmas I am getting everyone the thought that counts.