I hate taking my pants off at the dentist. So humiliating. Posted onMay 30, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:When you think it's a tooth extraction but it's actually a fashion intervention! 😅🦷👖 Related funny posts 🤝 I like how the Tooth Fairy got the job, and then subbed it out to everyone’s parents. That’s called “business savvy.” Getting money from the Tooth Fairy is a gateway drug to organ trafficking. Me, at the intervention: “Ah look, all the reasons I drink gathered in one place.” I deserve an Oscar for telling my dentist I don’t eat candy. I wish I loved anything as much as my two year old loves pulling my pants down.