My gf doesnβt really like it when I talk about my ex, which means I now have a lot of stories from college where Iβm just alone for some reason. Posted onMay 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sounds like you're the master of solo adventures! π΅οΈββοΈπ #SecretPastLife Related funny posts π€ The children seemed disappointed when I told them the best part about being an adult is going to bed early. Single in the womb, single till the tomb! I simply accept my extreme loneliness as punishment for something I did in a past life, and donβt worry about it. Sorry, I can’t come. I’m watching Lord of the Rings and contributing to the declining birth rate. Going out to eat and shopping by yourself is actually one of the most peaceful and therapeutic things ever.