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What do you mean I overthink things (as I wonder if I hurt my dog’s feelings by liking cat videos on Instagram)?

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You’re not going to believe this, but I was doing really well, and then your email found me.

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Laundry day is my favorite day of the week. That’s why I dress for it every day.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has copied:

If I had a boyfriend, I’d put him in a snow globe and shake it really hard.

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In filling out an application, where it says, “In case of emergency notify”, I put “Doctor.”

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If kids these days had a perfume, it would be called Audacity.

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No matter how old you are, when the kitchen roll is empty, you have a telescope.

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That pile of clothes on my bed, seems to have strange powers and gets higher on its own.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has bookmarked:

Life is weird and then you die.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has shared:

Me before grocery shopping: only healthy foods, no impulse buys, I can do this. Me during grocery shopping: they make chocolate filled marshmallows?

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Going viral on Instagram:

I love being an adult and sitting absolutely still and suddenly I’ve hurt my neck somehow.

Broadcasted on WeChat:

Hello, boyfriend? It’s me, girlfriend, from dating?

Going viral on Telegram:

If I ever win the lottery and decide to invest in a billboard company, I won’t tell anyone; but there will be signs.

Making waves on X:

Just burned 2,000 calories trying to avoid someone I know at Walmart.

Just landed via Pinterest:

Time Magazine should have a Worst Person of the Year!

Reported on Facebook:

In Russia, the cold complains about you.

Making waves on Snapchat:

Maybe everyone can just pee outside from now on so I never have to clean the toilets again.

Breaking via Threads:

The USA is having so many disasters and tragedies, you’d almost think it was built on thousands of ancient Indian burial grounds.

Going viral on Instagram:

The closest thing I’ve had to a personal trainer is the ice cream truck that drove past my house.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Drivers seem to underestimate how willing I am to get knocked down at a zebra crossing to prove a point.

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51 Funny craving quotes

Funny craving quotes 🍕🍔🥐 are here to tickle your taste buds and your funny bone!🤣 Whether you’re dreaming of a midnight snack or plotting your next meal, these witty words capture the whims and whimsies of culinary desires. Perfect for sharing a laugh with fellow food lovers or spicing up your social media feed, these quotes are a delicious blend of humor and hunger. Ready to chuckle and munch? Let’s dig in! 🥳🍟

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1 day ago
Share →: Coffee ain’t gonna cut it today, I need to be chased through the woods by a machete-wielding maniac.

Commentary:
Looks like caffeine has met its match—initiating survival cardio mode! ☕️🏃‍♂️💀
4 days ago
Share →: Find someone who looks at you the way I look at a cheeseburger.

Commentary:
When your soulmate is a cheeseburger and you're okay with that 🍔😍💘
6 days ago
Share →: Yesterday, I went to the grocery store, and I managed to come home without any junk food. Now, I’m mad that we don’t have any junk food.

Commentary:
Such self-control is admirable until snack time hits and the chips are down! 🍟😆
6 days ago
Share →: Can someone come over and take this phone away from me?

Commentary:
Sounds like a job for the Phone-nappers! 📱🕵️‍♂️🚨
1 week ago
Share →: It’s hard to sleep knowing that cake is in the fridge.

Commentary:
"Cake: the ultimate insomnia fuel… and reason #1 my fridge has trust issues! 🍰😴🤣"
1 week ago
Share →: It’s hard to sleep knowing that Coke is in the fridge.

Commentary:
"Who needs sleep when you've got Coke keeping the fridge light company? 😂🥤 #NightOwlsUnite"
2 weeks ago
Share →: Sex is like tacos. I wish I were having some now.

Commentary:
"Life goals: always be in a taco or cuddle position. 🌮😂 #DreamBig"
1 month ago
Share →: Feeling weird from my cookie-based diet.

Commentary:
"Guess I'm just one smart cookie crumbling under the pressure! 🍪😅 #DietGoals"
2 months ago
Share →: Not eating the cookie I’m craving. I better wake up skinny tomorrow.

Commentary:
"Me skipping the midnight cookie: tomorrow, I'm expecting to wake up as a runway model. 😂🍪💃"
2 months ago
Share →: Forget mini pizzas. I want one so big it needs a forklift to rotate it.

Commentary:
"Now that's what I call a 'heavy' meal! 😂🍕🚜"

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Someone from 🇵🇬 has copied:

I broke up with the gym. We were just not working out.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has copied:

I ran out of toilet paper so I had to start using old newspapers. The Times are rough.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has shared:

I don’t need anger management, you just need to stop making me angry!

Someone from 🇱🇹 has viewed:

“At your big age” is one of my favorite insults.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has bookmarked:

The only way I’m gonna hit the gym is if I accidentally drive into it.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has bookmarked:

We decided to have money instead of children.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has copied:

If I sing “Hello” and you think of “Lionel Richie” and not “Adele,” then you can probably predict the weather with one of your knees.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has downloaded:

The older I get, the more I lose my looks. But I’m also losing my eyesight, so it’s not my problem.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has viewed:

Girl cats get named after ancient goddesses and boy cats get named after Taco Bell menu items.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has bookmarked:

Insomniacs who are not afraid of the dark have nighty-night problems but the pitch ain’t one.

Social Media Log 💫

Live now on Twitch:

Lego bricks are classic educational toys. You step on them once and you can do ballet.

Spotted on WeChat:

Girls don’t actually shop. We just walk round touching the clothes saying ‘this is cute’.

Making waves on Threads:

For Thanksgiving don’t ask me about my life, just pass me the bottle.

Making waves on YouTube:

Bro, did you really just mix up e.g. and i.e. in front of the hoes?

Going viral on WhatsApp:

So proud of my ancestors for crawling out of the sea and evolving lungs. Pretty disappointed in them ever since though.

Reported on X:

For Halloween, I’m going as an emotional roller coaster.

Trending via Discord:

Relationship Status: just tried to pet my dog and he turned his head so I pretended I was reaching for a leaf that was next to him.

Trending via Pinterest:

I went downstairs to get my charger. I came back up with a bowl of ice cream and no charger.

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

Spent most of the day making sure the couch still works. So far so good.

Making waves on Reddit:

I don’t need coffee, misanthropy fuels me.

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