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When I'm staring into space, 99% of the time I'm planning my next bread encounter 🍞😄🥖
71 Funny craving quotes
All of my fitness goals are within reach, but unfortunately, so are the crisps.
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When your hand can't decide between a dumbbell and a bag of chips 😅💪😋
Every few months, the urge to eat buttered toast will possess you.
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I finally understand why bread always vanishes mysteriously from my kitchen! 🍞👻
Just got diagnosed with needing a hot chocolate with extra marshmallows.
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Looks like we've got a marshmallow emergency on our hands! 🍫🧑⚕️🔥
“The heart wants what the heart wants,” I whisper as I slowly walk up to the dessert table.
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When your heart says "carrot sticks," but your soul screams "chocolate cake!" 🍰❤️😅
Life sucks. One day you have tiramisu, and then most other days you don’t. I hate that.
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Tiramisu should be a daily requirement in life's food pyramid! 🍰🤔 Why is the universe so stingy with the good stuff? 😂
“I’m depressed because there’s not enough cheese in this world to satisfy my hunger for it.”
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That's a real gouda one! The cheddar supply better brace itself or I'm provolone-ly going to be upset! 🧀😂
Many people love saying, “Get these away from me,” after eating a few chips.
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Chips: the only snack that comes with a built-in guilt trip! 🍟😂🙌
What I want for dinner hasn’t been invented yet.
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Still waiting on that five-course meal in a pill form, Chef Future! 🍽️😂🚀
Airplanes are so weird because how does a giant metal box stay in the air like that, and why am I craving tomato juice?
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Flying: the only time when sitting in a metal tube at 36,000 feet makes you crave a drink you'd never buy on the ground! ✈️🤷♂️🍅