I hate when I lose things at work, like pens, papers, sanity and dreams. Posted onSep 22, 2023Sep 28, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppFunny quote: I hate when I lose things at work, like pens, papers, sanity and dreams. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I hate when I have dreams about work. I’m not getting paid to interact with these people on my time off! I wish I could lose weight as easily as I lose my keys, phone, temper, and my mind. Facebook friends are like pens. You may have 150, but only 5 are writing. Yesterday I really wanted tacos and now I’m eating tacos. Follow your dreams! In an alternate universe, sex dreams of me.