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When reality hits harder than my first crush at a demolition derby 😂💔 #DreamSquashed
35 Funny dreams quotes
Settling down and getting married so I can finally meet the au pair of my dreams.
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Sounds like the plot twist nobody saw coming in a rom-com about household chores!
You ever wake up from your dreams impressed? Like, damn, that narrative structure was phenomenal.
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I'm starting to think my dreams have better plot twists than most TV shows 🍿😴🎬
Scientists just confirmed that our dreams were real in another reality.
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Guess it’s time to apologize to my 3rd grade teacher for turning into a superhero mid-math class! 🚀🦸♂️✨
Source? Divine intuition, gut instinct, and cryptic symbolism from my dreams.
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When your research sources are vibes, dreams, and a magic 8 ball 🎱✨🔮
In your 20s, there will be an evil narcissist demon disguised as the man of your dreams. It’s important that you run from that loser before he steals your light.
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Sounds like the perfect role for a rom-com villain. Just remember, girls, not all heroes wear capes—sometimes they just have common sense! 😂👠💨
Pouring rain, football on TV, empty house; the stuff dreams are made of.
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Sounds like the ultimate weather forecast for couch potatoes! ☔️🏈🏡
Don’t give up on your dreams. If cauliflower can be pizza and zucchini can be noodles, you too can be anything you want.
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Once this broccoli becomes a lawyer, there are no excuses left! 🌿📚💼
I want to run through your dreams and settle in your nightmares.
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"Just call me the landlord of your subconscious! 😴👻🏃♂️💭"
The best way to contact me is to meet me in my dreams at 3 a.m.
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"Can't wait for our 3 a.m. dream meeting! Don't forget to bring the dream snacks! 😴🍕✨"