I have a date and nothing to wear. Or as Nietzsche said: If you stare into a closet long enough, the closet stares back at you.

Commentary:
Looks like your closet is ready for a philosophical debate! 🤔 Maybe it’s time to break out that “existential crisis chic” outfit you’ve been saving for the perfect occasion! Who knew Nietzsche had insight into both philosophy and fashion dilemmas? Time to show that closet who’s boss and strut your stuff on that date! 💃🕺