I have a date and nothing to wear. Or as Nietzsche said: If you stare into a closet long enough, the closet stares back at you. Funny Quotes July 8, 2024 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI have a date and nothing to wear. Or as Nietzsche said: If you stare into a closet long enough, the closet stares back at you. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Just said “shitted feet” instead of “fitted sheet” in front of my my son and his friends. If you need me, I’ll be in the closet. I get shy when my man stares at me for too long because what if he’s realizing I’m actually a lil ugly. And for my next trick, I’m going to make this first date the last date. A fun thing to do on a first date is wear a wedding dress. I have three full closets of nothing to wear.
