Trendy Funny Quotes

  • If you are lonely, dim all the lights and put on a horror movie. You won’t feel like you are lonely any more.
  • I don’t have a favorite vampire. If you ask me, they all suck.
  • I’m not “late”, I’m just very creative with my interpretation of “time”.
  • The endings of Lost and Game of Thrones each cost me a television.
  • I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s like 7 years in a row now.
  • In my experience, bowling and pancakes have the same energy. High hopes at the beginning, lowered self-esteem at the end.