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I have everything you could possibly ever need in my purse, except for money.

I have everything you could possibly ever need in my purse, except for money.

Commentary:
"If only wishes and good intentions were accepted as payment, this purse would be a goldmine! But alas, the world runs on cold, hard cash – much to the disappointment of this well-equipped but flat broke bag."

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged essential, ever, everything, humor, irony, money, need, purse on Nov 9, 2025 by slickboy.

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