Commentary:
Mastering the art of "ignore and walk away" like a ninja in heels! 🕶️💁♀️💃
Funny essential quotes
Finding a person to make eye contact with during stupid meetings is essential to survival in the workplace.
Commentary:
"Ah, the silent office camaraderie of locking eyes with a fellow meeting sufferer, sharing a moment of 'Can you believe this?' without saying a word. 🤨👀 It's like our secret language of sanity in a sea of corporate absurdity!"
I have everything you could possibly ever need in my purse, except for money.
Commentary:
"If only wishes and good intentions were accepted as payment, this purse would be a goldmine! But alas, the world runs on cold, hard cash – much to the disappointment of this well-equipped but flat broke bag."
You never realize what you have until it’s gone. Toilet paper is a good example.
To me, essential oils are what drips out of tacos.
Commentary:
"Who needs essential oils when you can have the aromatic essence of taco goodness dripping down your hands? 🌮🌮 Forget the spa, just head to your favorite taco joint for some restorative 'taco therapy'! 😄🌮 #TacoTuesday"
The best essential oils are the ones that drip out of Tacos.
Commentary:
"Who needs a spa when you have Tacos? 🌮💧 The ultimate aromatherapy experience! Just imagine the soothing scent of guacamole and salsa essential oils 🥑🌶️. Tacos: nature's little wellbeing miracle!"
It’s important to fuel your body with essential nutrients, which can be found in cookies, chips, and candy.
Commentary:
Looks like I've been a nutrition expert my whole life without even knowing it! 🍪🍫🥔🎉