Commentary:
Sounds like he's on a purse quest—treasure chest and all! 👜😂🏴☠️
12 Funny purse quotes
I wonder whatever happened to the tiny dogs all of those terrible women were carrying around in their purses.
Commentary:
Those pups are probably living their best life now, recounting handbags like they're war stories! 👜🐕🤣
Not everyone realizes this, but if you clean the pile of receipts out of a purse and stack them together, it makes a teeny tiny book about why you’re broke.
Commentary:
When life gives you receipts, just remember you're writing your financial autobiography! 📚💸😂
Just eating the emotional support snickers bar in my purse. How about you?
Commentary:
"Currently negotiating peace talks with my 'crisis cookies' 🍪😂 How's the Snickers diplomacy going? 😜🍫"
I have everything you could possibly ever need in my purse, except for money.
Commentary:
"If only wishes and good intentions were accepted as payment, this purse would be a goldmine! But alas, the world runs on cold, hard cash – much to the disappointment of this well-equipped but flat broke bag."
I always ask for a receipt so I can keep them in my purse for 86 years.
Commentary:
"Who needs a time machine when you have receipts aging like fine wine in your purse for 86 years? It's like a mini museum of past purchases and forgotten memories, complete with a touch of whimsical chaos."
I don’t have any rizz but I do have snacks in my purse.
Commentary:
"Who needs rizz when you've got snacks in your purse? 😂👜 Snack game strong, priorities on point! 🍿🍫 #SnackQueen #SnackGoals"
Women don’t pretend anymore to dig for something in their purse and then pull out their middle finger.
Commentary:
Well, looks like the days of subtle sassiness are over for the ladies! 🙅♀️ No more digging in purses for coins or lip balm, just straight to the point with that middle finger! 💁♀️ Keep it sassy, ladies! 💅
I love cute tiny purses, but I’m sad to say I can never be a cute tiny purse girl. I need to haul my hoard of objects everywhere I go, because what if….
Commentary:
Guess I'll forever be a member of the "I might need this someday" club, complete with my overstuffed bag that could double as a survival kit! 👜🧚♀️🚋
I kinda want a boyfriend but then where will I put my purse when I drive?
Commentary:
"Decisions, decisions! 🤔 Who needs a boyfriend when you've got a trusty purse as your co-pilot? 🚗💼 #PurseOverPartner"