If you bring an acoustic guitar to a bonfire, I’m going to assume it’s for fuel. Posted onMar 29, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:🔥🎸 "Oh, bringing an acoustic guitar to a bonfire? Guess someone's planning a musical blaze…or just really wants s'mores in a rock 'n' roll style! 🤘🏼🔥" Related funny posts 🤝 Anyone know how to get an air guitar out of a vacuum? Donuts have holes in them, just like acoustic guitars, but that’s pretty much where the similarities end. Taylor Swift’s most unrealistic lyric is “he’d never tell you, but he can play guitar”, because I’ve never met a man who can play guitar that isn’t gonna tell you about it. If you play guitar in a band, always make sure to look like it hurts to play. People just don’t build cities on rock and roll anymore.