I have the body of a god. Sadly, it’s Buddha after brunch. Posted onFeb 2, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Trying to achieve zen, but mostly just full of pancakes! 🥞🧘♂️ Related funny posts 😂 In my experience, bowling and pancakes have the same energy. High hopes at the beginning, lowered self-esteem at the end. What you call “Brunch” I call “Breakfast for Alcoholics.” Listen to the birds, not the news. How is this the same brain that used to remember everybody’s phone numbers? Fall in love? I can barely fall asleep.