I highly recommend having hobbies, it distracts you from falling in love unnecessarily. Posted onMay 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Yes, because yarn and garden gnomes demand my undivided attention ππ§Άπͺ΄" Related funny posts π€ I thought there was a spider on the rug but it was just yarn. It’s dead yarn now though. The quickest way for a parent to get a child’s attention is to sit down and look comfortable. I highly recommend having hobbies. It distracts you from things like falling in love. Girls really only want one simple thing; and that one thing is all of your attention. A service where you bring a working printer to my house, I print the one thing I need, and you leave again until next year.