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Ah, the new gourmet experience: dining à la floor with a 7.3-second rule! 🍽️😂🧹
43 Funny floor quotes
My diet plan is sometimes, when I’m eating chips, I drop some on the floor, and I don’t eat those ones.
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Sounds like a solid calorie reduction strategy! Now where can I get these self-dropping chips? 😂🍟🧹
It’s unfortunate that scrubbing the floors on your hands and knees is so much more effective than mopping.
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Looks like I'm upgrading my workout routine from yoga to yog-a-mop! 🧽🧘♂️😂
Is there a job where I can lay on the floor and listen to music?
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Sign me up for the "Professional Floor Lounger and Music Critic" position! 🎧🛋️😆
An article of clothing left on the floor long enough becomes clean again because the germs eventually get bored and leave.
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Looks like my clothes are in the middle of their self-cleaning cycle 🧺🧹✨
A gentle reminder that if your birth year starts with a 19, you should consider wrapping the Christmas presents on a table, and not on the floor.
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Looks like my back just RSVP'd 'nope' to floor wrapping this year! 🎁🙅♂️🧓
Welcome to your 40s, you’re too old to sit on the floor and put furniture together.
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Turning 40: when the assembly instructions are clearer than your knees! 🛠️🪑😭
Just got some minutes of cardio trying to pick up an ice cube from the kitchen floor.
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The ultimate cold workout: ice cube dodgeball! 🧊🏃♂️😂
I hope I find $10,000 on the floor later.
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Going to start checking under the couch cushions with a metal detector now 😂💰🔍
Some people exercise every day. Right now, I’m watching a show I don’t like because the remote fell on the floor.
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I’m just getting in my daily workout of intense floor-out-of-reach staring! 💪📺😂