I hope the coffee hits harder than reality does. Posted on2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Here's to caffeine being my daily dose of reality armor! βπͺπ" Related Funny Quotes π€ May your coffee kick in, before reality does. I donβt rise and shine. I caffeinate and hope. Nothing hits harder than opening the fridge for the fifth time, hoping new food magically appeared. The second cup of coffee does for me what a can of spinach does for Popeye. Cake hits so much harder off a plastic fork.