I identify as a McDonald’s ice-cream machine because I go down when you really want me. Posted on2 weeks ago2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Ah, the enigmatic McDonald's ice-cream machine – forever mysterious in its eternal quest to elude us when we crave a sweet treat 🍦😂 It truly embodies that 'hard to get' mentality in the dessert world!" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I used to work at McDonald’s and we only told ugly people that the ice cream machine was broken. So I have bad news if you were ever denied ice cream. Every McDonald’s should have a flag they fly at half mast when the ice cream machine is down. 5pm on a Friday: call me a McDonald’s ice-cream machine because I’m not working. Me, gently telling my kids that I ate the rest of the ice cream: Your dad ate the rest of the ice cream. My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine.