22 funny McDonald’s quotes - Wordgag

Going to McDonald’s to get the Grinch meal, then going to Burger King to get the Spongebob meal. Then disappearing into the forest for twenty years.

May 29, 2026

Whoever salts the fries at McDonald’s needs to come do the roads.

May 29, 2026

McDonald’s needs a 3rd window so you can trade in all the wrong stuff they gave you.

May 28, 2026

Parents become grandparents and lose all their senses. All of a sudden, they got McDonald’s money now.

May 28, 2026

Crazy how people can merge perfectly at McDonald’s, but not on the highway.

May 27, 2026

If McDonald’s sold hot dogs, would you be able to, with a straight face, order a McWiener and tell them to supersize it?

May 27, 2026

“I asked ChatGPT”. I confided in Amazon. I confessed to McDonald’s. I have an inside joke with Exxon Mobil.

May 27, 2026

There’s something so romantic about getting McDonald’s with a lover. Intimate perhaps.

May 26, 2026

McDonald’s is finally promoting good health by making their food unaffordable.

May 26, 2026

McDonald’s only giving me 9 Chicken Nuggets instead of 10 is how my villain origin story began.

May 24, 2026

5pm on a Friday: call me a McDonald’s ice-cream machine because I’m not working.

May 23, 2026

90% of the ocean is unexplored, which means there could be a McDonald’s down there.

May 23, 2026

McDonald’s will “anything else” you to death. Can you wait a McMinute?

May 23, 2026

I used to work at McDonald’s and we only told ugly people that the ice cream machine was broken. So I have bad news if you were ever denied ice cream.

May 23, 2026

I’ve never seen a McDonald’s or a Burger King under construction. They just show up.

May 22, 2026

I can’t wait until my kids have a place of their own so I can come barging through their door and say “what’s for dinner? I don’t like that. Can you give me money for McDonald’s?”

May 21, 2026

Every McDonald’s should have a flag they fly at half mast when the ice cream machine is down.

May 21, 2026

My doctor told me to eat more Taco Bell. Well, he actually said “less McDonald’s”, but I’m pretty sure I know what he meant.

May 21, 2026

I identify as a McDonald’s ice-cream machine because I go down when you really want me.

May 21, 2026

I think that McDonalds is putting an unhealthy amount of lettuce in the Big Macs these days.

May 20, 2026

Pretty sure the guy in front of me at McDonald’s ordered the rest of the food.

May 20, 2026

We were supposed to have flying cars and other cool stuff, but instead we have AI videos showing Michael Jackson eat at McDonald’s.

May 20, 2026