Remember, when asking for a raise, it is considered customary to be sober. Posted onSep 29, 2023Sep 29, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppRemember, when asking for a raise, it is considered customary to be sober. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Flex on strangers by asking them if they remember you. Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut. My four moods: I’m too old for doing that. I’m too tired for doing that. I’m too sober for doing that. I don’t have time for doing that. Life can be so beautiful, you just can’t get sober. Going out for two days in a row should really be considered an extreme sport.