I like my bed more than I like most people. Commentary:"Who can blame you? Your bed never interrupts your sleep to borrow money or ask for a favor! It's always there for you, providing comfort and support without any drama. That's true love right there!" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I don’t understand why people have to “get ready for bed.” I am always ready for bed. To bed then. To bed with you! Guards, take him to my bed! Best threesome: me, my bed and my pillow. Relationship status: I love my bed. The empty side of your bed is for books and chocolate, not for liars who snore.