I like my bed more than I like most people. Posted onSep 22, 2023May 6, 2024 by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI like my bed more than I like most people. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I don’t know why “you made your bed now lie in it” is a bad thing. It sounds great! I’ll even lie in a bed I didn’t make. Remember when you were a kid, you slept on the couch and without saying anything you found yourself in your bed. Now you sleep in your bed and if you say anything, you end up on the couch. People said follow your dreams, so I went back to bed. I used to look for monsters under the bed. Today I know they are behind some people’s fake smiles. Pretty sure I need to go back to bed and sleep for 3 days.
