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Guy on the day of the 1918 armistice, walking around the trench, clapping, saying things like “Great work, everyone,” and “We did it, team.”

Someone from 🇰🇳 has bookmarked:

I fractured my laziness and dislocated my interest.

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We hate the same people and it’s so romantic.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has viewed:

You’re way hotter in your forties and fifties than in your twenties. The glow up is in the grow up.

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Sleep when the baby sleeps, eat when the baby eats, work when the baby works.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has downloaded:

Easiest way to ragebait a finance bro is to start the ‘why can’t we print more money’ conversation.

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Whole crypto scheme is built on people too dumb for crypto that aren’t self-aware enough to realize it.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has shared:

In your 20s and 30s, you’ll start rediscovering the niche interests and hobbies you had as a kid. It’s very important you revisit them. Your younger self was actually on to something.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has shared:

I’ve been dieting for a little over a week and I already gained three pounds.

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Software engineers are the dumbest smart people I’ve ever met.

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Going viral on TikTok:

I need to drink less water. This peeing situation is out of control.

Going viral on WeChat:

I like how people say “manage your depression,” like it’s a stock portfolio, but you’re heavily invested in sadness.

I like my mornings to be slow and quiet. I want the day to romance me a bit before it tries to mess me up.

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Playful quote about loving slow mornings before chaos ensues.

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Just waiting for the sun to bring me coffee and whisper sweet nothings before reality hits ☕🌅💞

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18 shares on Pinterest this month:

My favorite part about being sick is when you sneeze with a cough drop in your mouth and it launches across the room like a cruise missile.

10 shares on Messenger this month:

So it turns out that being an adult is mostly just Googling how to do stuff.

66 shares on Snapchat this month:

My style isn’t even my real style yet. Just wait till my budget matches my vision.

67 shares on Slack this month:

I need an emergency cheeseburger.

95 shares on Discord this month:

Y’all are single because y’all are looking for 90’s love in this sick generation.

34 shares on Snapchat this month:

Doggystyle, so we can both look at the river.

17 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Halloween is a big day for dogs who love to absolutely lose their shit when the doorbell rings.

49 shares on Snapchat this month:

Life is too short. Tell his mom what he did to you.

65 shares on Reddit this month:

I’m addicted to placebos.

78 shares on LinkedIn this month:

One day you’re young and fun, and the next thing you know, you’re staring out of a window for no reason.

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Ears are great for tucking your hair behind in the wind. Big shout out to ears.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has bookmarked:

Today I ate vegetable lasagna… I don’t want to talk about it.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has shared:

Breaking News: No matter how close you are with your colleagues, never discuss your personal matters at work. Neverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

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He’s a 10 but so is his volume.

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Sleep is a free trial of death but with ads.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has viewed:

One day you’ll find someone obsessed with you. It’s probably going to be a squirrel.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has viewed:

It’s not my job to police the internet, but I just saw someone post a recipe for cauliflower cookies and reported them for harmful content.

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Ever look at someone and think you could spend the rest of your life saying “What?” to this person?

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Breakfast in bed: cute in theory, gross in practice.

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My bank account and I are no longer on speaking terms.

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Freshly posted on Twitch:

Keeping a picture of my bed in a locket around my neck and staring at it longingly on my lunch break.

Going viral on Facebook:

Sorry, babe, can’t right now. The group chat is active, and I’m trying to get my joke in before they change topics.

Going viral on Threads:

Are you really a personal trainer or do you just want to wear shorts to work every day?

Going viral on Snapchat:

I don’t do anything with my life except romanticize and decay with indecision.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

The word abbreviation sure is long for what it means.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

The hairdresser asking me what special plans I have for the day like this wasn’t it.

Freshly posted on Slack:

(to my executioner) I wish we had met before this. You seem cool.

Just landed via YouTube:

Always remember, if you ever need me, I’m just several phone calls and unread texts away.

Just landed via Telegram:

If we date and break up, you gotta unlearn all my lingo and cool shit that I taught you. You gotta go back to being lame.

Trending via WhatsApp:

What’s the best job for someone who cries very easily and cannot handle any criticism?

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I like my mornings to be slow and quiet. I want the day to romance me a bit before it tries to mess me up.

My fantasy is having two men at once. One cooking, one cleaning.

Waiting in the grocery store parking lot for the rotisserie chickens to be ready. The thrill of the hunt.

Have you guys heard of recency bias? I hadn’t, but now I’m seeing it literally everywhere. Must be a big deal.

Why do they call it a garage sale instead of a garbage sale?

Doing some skin care routine but my skin doesn’t care.

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I like my mornings to be slow and quiet. I want the day to romance me a bit before it tries to mess me up.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Twitter is cigarette for the eyes.

My fantasy is having two men at once. One cooking, one cleaning.

Waiting in the grocery store parking lot for the rotisserie chickens to be ready. The thrill of the hunt.

Have you guys heard of recency bias? I hadn’t, but now I’m seeing it literally everywhere. Must be a big deal.

Why do they call it a garage sale instead of a garbage sale?

Doing some skin care routine but my skin doesn’t care.

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