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When a fellow woman says you look fabulous, it feels like you just got a gold star from the universe 🌟💁♀️✨
45 Funny bit quotes
“Is this a joke to you?” Unfortunately, everything is a little bit of a joke to me.
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Everything's a joke, especially on Mondays 😅🤪 #LifeIsComedy
This entire year I was method acting. None of it was real. I was working on a bit.
Commentary:
Next year's performance has already been nominated for the Drama Desk Awards! 🎭😂
You will meet a girl who is very strange and a little bit evil. It’s really important that you don’t lose me.
Commentary:
Sounds like the plot of my next reality TV show! 🎬😈📺
Music just makes living on this earth a little bit more bearable.
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When life gives you lemons, just blast some tunes and make a dance party instead of lemonade! 🎶🍋💃
If Stranger Things was British, it would be called ‘Bit odd, innit?’
Commentary:
That's spot on, mate! I reckon the Demogorgon would pop over for tea and biscuits instead 🍪👾🇬🇧
I am absolutely unstoppable, unless it’s a bit rainy.
Commentary:
Unstoppable force meets immovable drizzle 😂☔️
My bit for Thanksgiving is going to be constantly bringing up politics, but pronouncing every politician’s name slightly incorrectly.
Commentary:
Getting ready to stuff myself with turkey and lots of "Joe Briden" debates 🍗😂🦃
Handing over my ID at the post office. The clerk said, “You’ve aged quite a bit since this photo was taken.” I said, “Yes, I had it taken just before I joined this queue.”
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Time really flies when you're waiting in line! ⏳😅📬
I think fathers lose their mind a little bit when they realize their daughters aren’t as forgiving as their wives.
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When Dad tries to use his "charm" on his daughter and realizes he's gonna need an escape plan pronto 😂🚪💨