I like to describe the difference between theory and practice with shopping lists and receipts.

I like to describe the difference between theory and practice with shopping lists and receipts.

Commentary:
Theory: making a shopping list with colorful markers and fancy stationery ๐Ÿ“๐ŸŒŸ Practice: looking at your crumpled receipt while digging through the grocery bags for that one missing item ๐Ÿ›’๐Ÿง The reality always has a way of sneaking up on us! ๐Ÿ˜†#TheoryVsPractice #LifeLessons

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