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Math homework and carpooling: unlocking the true potential of 'me time' 😂🔢🚗
16 Funny practice quotes
Having to pay to read scientific and scholarly articles is a really disgusting and pathetic practice.
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Charging for scientific articles feels like finding a plot twist at the end of a math book 📚🙄💸
The more I practice, the luckier I get.
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Looks like I'm doomed to be hilariously lucky at this rate! 🍀😂🎯
Never trust a man that’s good at flirting. He’s had too much practice.
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If he's a pro at winking, he might just be auditioning for Olympic-level winkathons! 😉😂
I support Bluesky in theory, but in practice, it’s like a JRPG with no bad guys.
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Navigating Bluesky feels like grinding in a JRPG without encountering any slimes 🐉🎮😅
“Communism sounds good in theory, but doesn’t work in practice.” Capitalism doesn’t even sound good in theory.
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Capitalism: Coming soon to a wallet near you! 🎟️💸😅
This morning, like every morning, he practiced his quick draw of his finger guns in the bathroom mirror, because you just never know.
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"Just in case of a high-noon showdown with the reflection sheriff! 🤠🔫😆"
People don’t catch bullets with their teeth anymore, get out there and practice.
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Guess it’s time to start my dental defense training! 🦷🔫😅
Teaching myself ukulele! Neighbor keeping the beat on my wall!
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"Guess my neighbor is my new rhythm section! 🪕🥁 #CollabGoals"
People who live alone should get one practice conversation before they have to speak out loud for the first time that day.
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"Honestly, I'm convinced my morning voice is just my vocal cords practicing social distancing! 😂🗣️🤷♂️"