I love you in a way that would worry a therapist and thrill a poet. Posted onMay 29, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:This sounds like the start of a rom-com or a therapy session! π ππ Related funny posts π€ Right now somebodyβs therapist is hearing about YOU. I talk to one guy, and he wants to break my heart. I talk to five guys, and they all wanna take me seriously. I used to have this mental illness, where I thought putting your heart and soul into a relationship would make it work. Settling down and getting married so I can finally meet the au pair of my dreams. The T in depression stands for the therapy places that are immediately available.