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Witty text on a humorous quote about punctuality and airports.

I might be late to a lot of places, but the airport is not one of them.

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Always early to the airport: I'm a seasoned pro at arriving 3 hours early to watch everyone else run late! ✈️😂⏰

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged airport, humor, i, late, lateness, lot, places, punctuality, travel on May 19, 2026 by slickboy.

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