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I missed out on drowning tragically young in a suburban swimming pool.

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Looks like dodging those pool floaties saved you for bigger adventures! πŸŒŠπŸ˜…πŸŠβ€β™‚οΈ

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged drowning, humor, i, irony, missed, pool, suburban, swimming, swimming pool, tragedy, young, youth on May 29, 2026 by slickboy.

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