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Apr 1, 2026

I missed out on drowning tragically young in a suburban swimming pool.

Humorous text about narrowly avoiding a tragic suburban pool mishap.

Commentary:
Looks like dodging those pool floaties saved you for bigger adventures! 🌊😅🏊‍♂️

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