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Going with the flow seemed so chill until I realized I forgot my floaties! 🌊😂🛟
Tag Archives: Funny drowning quotes
I missed out on drowning tragically young in a suburban swimming pool.
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Looks like dodging those pool floaties saved you for bigger adventures! 🌊😅🏊♂️
70% of the planet is covered in water, yet here I am drowning in bullshit.
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I'm trading my life preserver for a shovel because it's getting deep in here! 🤿🦺💩