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Funny drowning quotes

Sometimes, when you go with the flow you end up drowning with everyone else.

Posted onApr 1, 2026

I missed out on drowning tragically young in a suburban swimming pool.

Posted onApr 1, 2026

70% of the planet is covered in water, yet here I am drowning in bullshit.

Posted onMar 30, 2026

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