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My New Year’s resolution is to emit a powerful beam of light.

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Becoming a human flashlight is a bright idea! 🔦😄

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged beam, goal, humor, light, new, new year, powerful, resolution, year on May 29, 2026 by slickboy.

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