My New Year’s resolution is to emit a powerful beam of light. Posted onMay 29, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Becoming a human flashlight is a bright idea! π¦π Related funny posts π€ I hate the saying: “Get up, the sun is shining!” What am I supposed to do? Photosynthesis? Happy new fear! People acting all happy and energized first thing in the morning. Chill out! You arenβt a Teletubby. I used to be cool and now I say things like βItβs so loud in here, I canβt hear myself thinkβ. My mental health is as reliable as a flashlight in a horror film.