Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Why are poets thinking that they are the ones tortured and not those who read their poetry?
  • That moment when you cut into a seedless watermelon and find out it’s only allegedly seedless.
  • Maybe there’s an alternate universe where onions cry when they chop up humans, you don’t know.
  • If GPT-5 will have ‘Ph.D.-level intelligence’, then GPT-6 will have the intelligence of someone who decided not to get a PhD.
  • *Googles: How to fake your own death and erase existence before 9am Monday morning.
  • Every once in a while, I go outside and run the vacuum cleaner on the driveway, just to make sure the neighbors never talk to me.