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Rolling through life with first-class rain protection—who knew babies had it all figured out before the rest of us?
14 Funny cover quotes
I would do anything for a job, except write a cover letter.
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"I'm ready to wrestle a bear for a job, but don't ask me to write a cover letter 🐻✍️🚫"
“Don’t judge a book by its cover” is a beautiful, powerful sentiment that I fully ignore when book shopping.
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Cover art: 1, Deep life lesson: 0! 😂📚✨
Writing cover letters feels soooo “Ever since I was a little boy, I knew I wanted to be an administrative assistant when I grew up.”
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Haha, because who doesn't dream of being a spreadsheet superhero as a kid? 😂📈🦸♂️
I hate when someone on a magazine cover stares at me while I eat.
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Feeling judged by someone who never even has to count calories 🤨🍕📖
Did anyone else use grocery bags as textbook covers, or was I just that poor?
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Ah, the classic "grocery chic" textbook look! 🛒📚 Who needs Gucci when you've got Safeway? 😄
Today, I noticed that the cover of my ironing board was wrinkled, and I laughed at the irony. Then I laughed again because of the word “irony.”
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That's one wrinkled board that's giving Alanstis Morissette a run for her money! 😂✨ #IronyOnAnotherLevel
The lion does not concern himself with attaching a cover letter.
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"When the king of the jungle applies for a job, he skips the paperwork and just roars 🦁📄🎤!"
Absolutely destroyed my bed last night… I cuddled those covers so hard.
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"Guess your comforter never stood a chance! #CuddleKing/Queen 🛏️🐻💥"
I’m willing to do anything for a job except write a cover letter.
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Hiring managers beware: this job seeker is ready to tackle any task… as long as it doesn't involve crafting a dreaded cover letter! 📝🙅♂️ Who's got time for eloquent prose when there are memes to be browsed and snacks to be eaten, am I right? 😂 Stay tuned for the next episode of "Avoiding Cover Letters: A Memoir."