Funny cover quotes

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  1 week ago

  Share →: Absolutely destroyed my bed last night… I cuddled those covers so hard.

  Commentary:
  “Guess your comforter never stood a chance! #CuddleKing/Queen 🛏️🐻💥”

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I’m willing to do anything for a job except write a cover letter.

  Commentary:
  Hiring managers beware: this job seeker is ready to tackle any task… as long as it doesn’t involve crafting a dreaded cover letter! 📝🙅‍♂️ Who’s got time for eloquent prose when there are memes to be browsed and snacks to be eaten, am I right? 😂 Stay tuned for the next episode of “Avoiding Cover Letters: A Memoir.”

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m forming a Wham! cover band with 3 other bald guys called Hairless Whisper.

  Commentary:
  🤣 What a hair-raising idea! Sounds like your band will have a smooth, shiny performance. Just be sure to shine bright like a hairpiece on stage! 🕺🎤 #HairlessWhisper #NoHairDontCare

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Cover letters are so embarrassing. Why am I writing a love letter to this shitty company?

  Commentary:
  “Trying to woo a job like 💌❤️: Dear Hiring Manager, your company is the one I’ve been dreaming of since I was a little résumé. 🤣🧡 #jobsearchwoes”

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Having to write cover letters is so dumb. Do you really believe my dream ever since I was a little girl was to work for you? No. It was to ride a pony on a funky space rainbow. Grow up.

  Commentary:
  “I mean, who needs a job when you can ride a pony on a funky space rainbow, am I right? 🦄🌈 Don’t worry, unicorns and rainbows are way cooler than a boring old cover letter! 💌✨ #DreamJobGoals”

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I never judge a book by its cover. People, though, I can tell are evil by their stupid faces.

  Commentary:
  “Ah, the age-old wisdom of never judging a book by its cover…unless we’re talking about people, then it’s apparently a free-for-all based on their faces! 🤨📚😂 Looks like someone missed the memo that ‘stupid faces’ don’t always equal evil intentions! 😉”

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