28 funny evil quotes - Wordgag

Ratatouille is hilarious because the villain wasn’t even evil; he just didn’t want food cooked by rats?!?

May 27, 2026

Why can’t they use deep fake technology for good instead of evil? Like taking Zoom meetings for you, stuff like that.

May 27, 2026

Even at my most evil, I’m considerate.

May 27, 2026

What we need is an evil Santa who steals our children’s most annoying toys.

May 26, 2026

I don’t get how alcohol turns y’all evil. I just start giggling and get slutty.

May 26, 2026

Whoever has designed parking garages is either an architectural genius or an evil sadist.

May 24, 2026

An evil genius rising to a position of power is bad but it makes sense at least. Feels insulting we’re constantly seeing evil idiots doing it instead.

May 23, 2026

I’d never pick the lesser of two evils because that means they’re not even good at being evil either.

May 22, 2026

Behind every robot that turns evil is an engineer who specifically installed red LEDs into the eyes just for this scenario.

May 21, 2026

Just saw my evil doppelganger speed away in a DeLorean. I’m sure it’s fine.

May 20, 2026

You don’t scare me. You’re not the evil eye I get from my dog when I make him get up from the couch so I can lay down.

May 20, 2026

I never judge a book by its cover. People, though, I can tell are evil by their stupid faces.

May 20, 2026

I love when lashes make me look evil.

May 20, 2026

Due to personal reasons, I’m evil now.

May 19, 2026

I hate when you leave your phone on the side, and it brings up that red evil clock.

May 19, 2026

If you think I’m evil, wait until you meet the man who made me this way.

May 19, 2026

Screen time on your computer feels like healthy screen time, screen time on your phone feels like evil screen time.

May 19, 2026

If the number 666 is considered evil, then technically, 25.8069758 is the root of all evil.

May 18, 2026

Things went well until the evil supermarket people hid my favorite products in new places.

May 18, 2026

The amount of people who “find God” after doing something evil needs to be studied.

Apr 1, 2026

If I were a higher power, and people were doing evil in my name, I’d probably stop it … but that’s just me.

Apr 1, 2026

You will meet a girl who is very strange and a little bit evil. It’s really important that you don’t lose me.

Apr 1, 2026

The phone is the most evil screen. The computer is somewhat evil, but less so than the phone. The TV is benevolent.

Apr 1, 2026

I love when men remind me I’m evil because sometimes I be thinking I’m losing my spark.

Apr 1, 2026

In your 20s, there will be an evil narcissist demon disguised as the man of your dreams. It’s important that you run from that loser before he steals your light.

Apr 1, 2026

I have this ability where I can look at someone’s profile picture and determine whether they are evil or not.

Apr 1, 2026

“Are you getting your period?” God forbid I’m just evil.

Mar 31, 2026

Three serious exes is the right amount before you meet your spouse. You need one truly evil one, one normal one, and one situationship, and then you’ve basically experienced all dating has to offer.

Mar 31, 2026