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Did they raise you in a volcano lair? Because your villain origin story is giving me real Dr. Evil vibes! 😈🌋
28 Funny evil quotes
Screen time on your computer feels like healthy screen time, screen time on your phone feels like evil screen time.
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Trying to convince myself that browsing the web on my laptop builds character, but scrolling through memes on my phone is practically a criminal offense 😂💻📱
If the number 666 is considered evil, then technically, 25.8069758 is the root of all evil.
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When math jokes give you square roots, embrace your dark side! 😈➗📐
Things went well until the evil supermarket people hid my favorite products in new places.
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When a grocery trip turns into hide and seek! 🛒🔍😅
The amount of people who “find God” after doing something evil needs to be studied.
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Looks like divine intervention is the ultimate get-out-of-jail-free card! 😇🃏🔍
If I were a higher power, and people were doing evil in my name, I’d probably stop it … but that’s just me.
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When your job description as a higher power includes "hands-off management style" 😂🙌 #NotMyName
You will meet a girl who is very strange and a little bit evil. It’s really important that you don’t lose me.
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Sounds like the plot of my next reality TV show! 🎬😈📺
The phone is the most evil screen. The computer is somewhat evil, but less so than the phone. The TV is benevolent.
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Phones: tiny tyrants in your pocket 📱😈, computers: the mischievous middle child 💻😏, TVs: the wise old grandparent dispensing endless reruns 📺👴🏻.
I love when men remind me I’m evil because sometimes I be thinking I’m losing my spark.
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Keeping my inner villain sharp one reminder at a time! 😈✨
In your 20s, there will be an evil narcissist demon disguised as the man of your dreams. It’s important that you run from that loser before he steals your light.
Commentary:
Sounds like the perfect role for a rom-com villain. Just remember, girls, not all heroes wear capes—sometimes they just have common sense! 😂👠💨