I often wonder how men could discover entire continents. Mine can’t even find the butter in the fridge.

I often wonder how men could discover entire continents. Mine can't even find the butter in the fridge.

Commentary:
“Explorers searching for new worlds vs. husbands searching for butter… a historic tale of navigation struggles! 🌎🧳🗺️ Let’s hope the next expedition leads them to the Land of the Lost Butter! 🚀🤷‍♂️🍞 #LostInSpaceAndRefrigerators”

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