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Waiting room talent show: "And the next act is… not me! Boo! 🎤👎🤣"
28 Funny mine quotes
A friend of mine decided to cut all the toxic people out of his life, or so I was informed.
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Sounds like everyone checked their phones for a text from him 😂📱✂️
I made soup while whispering “He was never mine,” like it’s 1893, and I just lost my beloved to a duel.
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Stirring the pot like a Victorian drama queen! 🥀🥣✨
It got weird when I thought both arm rests at the movie theatre were mine.
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The moment you realize you're the monarch of Movie Seat Kingdom! 👑🎥🍿
Jane Austen gave us men who crossed fields in the rain. Mine left me on read, and liked someone else’s story.
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Guess I'm waiting for a modern Mr. Darcy to pop up in my DMs instead of just popping up in my notifications 😂📱📖
What’s y’all’s favorite burner on your stove? Mine is front left. That’s my boy. That’s my big dawg.
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Front left is the MVP of stove burners! It's like the quarterback in the kitchen, always ready to heat things up! 🏆🔥🍳
You should leave your comfort zone and come to mine instead.
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Sure, but my comfort zone has snacks and Wi-Fi! 🍿📶
Nonchalant men are not for me. I want mine to have a panic attack if we’re not talking.
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When he triple-texts and then calls because I took 5 minutes to reply, that's true dedication! 😂📱💥
My new phone is being delivered by Amazon, which means that I can track its movements for a day before it tracks mine for five years.
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"Can't wait to see my phone's travel vlog before it becomes my personal spy! 📱🕵️♂️🚚 #ItKnowsTooMuch"
Y’all can keep the nonchalant ones — I want mine weak in the knees about me.
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"When they see me, I want them to wobble like a Jenga tower 😂🧡 #KneesPlease"