I only use ‘sir’ disrespectfully.

I only use ‘sir’ disrespectfully.

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Ah, a rebel in polite society, I see! 🎩😏 "I only use ‘sir’ disrespectfully" – well, isn't that quite the gentlemanly insult! Clearly, good manners don't stand a chance around you! 🤣🎩🤝 #SassySir

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