I only use ‘sir’ disrespectfully. Posted on3 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Ah, a rebel in polite society, I see! 🎩😏 "I only use ‘sir’ disrespectfully" – well, isn't that quite the gentlemanly insult! Clearly, good manners don't stand a chance around you! 🤣🎩🤝 #SassySir Related Funny Posts 🤝 If I were Juliet, I would NOT be pleased to find a man standing under my balcony at midnight. Sir, I am in my jim-jams. Excuse me sir, are you going to finish that existential crisis? Me: Maybe it’s the weed talking but your apartment seems enormous. IKEA Manager: Sir. If I ever say “with all due respect”, please understand that there is none. Please don’t be mean to me, because I can be meaner and I hate being mean.