I only use ‘sir’ disrespectfully. Posted on16 hours ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:Ah, a rebel in polite society, I see! 🎩😏 "I only use ‘sir’ disrespectfully" – well, isn't that quite the gentlemanly insult! Clearly, good manners don't stand a chance around you! 🤣🎩🤝 #SassySir Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Me: Maybe it’s the weed talking but your apartment seems enormous. IKEA Manager: Sir. If I were Juliet, I would NOT be pleased to find a man standing under my balcony at midnight. Sir, I am in my jim-jams. Excuse me sir, are you going to finish that existential crisis? Dear life, when I said “can this day get any worse” it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge. I like how people say “travel safely” like I’m the one flying the plane.