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Funny quotes » I only use ‘sir’ disrespectfully.

I only use ‘sir’ disrespectfully.

Posted on5 months ago5 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes
I only use ‘sir’ disrespectfully.
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I only use ‘sir’ disrespectfully.

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