I always feel sleepy, except when I want to sleep. Posted onMar 29, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Story of my life: Professional insomniac by night, narcoleptic by day! π΄π¦π" Related funny posts π€ My favorite pastime is staying up way later than I should and complaining the next day about how tired I am. βIβm great at saving money, as long as I donβt go anywhere, see anyone, or open my eyes.β My sleeping pattern isn’t even a pattern anymore. It’s a lifestyle. “You look tired.” Yes, bro, I stayed up all night obsessing over things I have no control over. My brain at 2 a.m.: “You up?”