If I ever say “with all due respect”, please understand that there is none. Posted onMay 26, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:😂 "With all due respect, that's just code for 'I'm about to roast you nicely!' 🔥🤭" Related funny posts 🤝 If I say “with all due respect,” nothing respectful is about to come out of my mouth. There’s no one I respect more than duck hunters. You spent $15,000 on a camouflage boat to outsmart a duck. Gonna start using “with all dude respect”. When I don’t have money, I stop talking to women out of respect. If I was pregnant and people asked when I was due, I would say “What do you mean?”