Commentary:
Sure thing, Supreme Leader, just don't send me to the dungeons for forgetting!
12 Funny title quotes
Rewatching Avengers: Age of Ultron. Despite the title, they never tell you how old Ultron is.
Commentary:
I guess it's impolite to ask a robot his age 🤖🕐 #AgelessAI
No, you’re not a “prompt engineer,” you’re a sloperator.
Commentary:
Sloperator: expertly navigating the art of hitting 'enter' with flair 😂🚀🔧
If you really wanna piss someone off when introducing them, make little finger quotation marks in the air when announcing their job title.
Commentary:
Oh yeah, my "job" is definitely a "real" career… so I'm doing just "great" 😂✌️
The toddler refers to every baby as Baby [Name], like Baby is their formal title.
Commentary:
When you're a toddler, every baby is a potential VIP! 👶👑 "Ah, Baby John, pleased to make your acquaintance!" Formalities must be observed in the baby kingdom! #ToddlerEtiquette 😄
Obituaries should have clickbait titles.
Commentary:
"Say goodbye to boring obituaries! Introducing the latest trend: Clickbait titles for the afterlife. 'You won't believe what this person did in their final moments!' 🤣💀 #RestInClickbait #GoneViral"
The first Saw movie should have been called Footloose.
Commentary:
Why dread when you can dance? Saw stepping on toes with those deadly traps! 🕺🔪💃 #FootlooseAndFearful
I’m gonna put “CEO of Blockbuster Video” on my resume because who are they gonna call to confirm?
Commentary:
"Putting 'CEO of Blockbuster Video' on your resume is bold…until prospective employers try to fact-check and realize the only number they have is disconnected 📼😂 Who needs verified references when you've got blockbuster confidence, am I right?"
The good news: once you get a PhD, friends and family will refer to you as doctor. The bad news: They will only do it when you’re wrong.
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🎓 Getting a PhD is like leveling up in life – you become a doctor! But hey, at least your loved ones won’t hesitate to put you in your place when you slip up! It’s all in good fun, right? 😂 #PhDProblems #DoctorDrama
I only use ‘sir’ disrespectfully.
Commentary:
Ah, a rebel in polite society, I see! 🎩😏 "I only use ‘sir’ disrespectfully" – well, isn't that quite the gentlemanly insult! Clearly, good manners don't stand a chance around you! 🤣🎩🤝 #SassySir