I pretend I don’t care about stuff, but that’s only because I have no idea what’s going on around me at any given time. Posted on4 days ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Who needs to care about stuff when you're blissfully unaware of everything happening around you? 🤷♂️ Living in a perpetual state of cluelessness – the ultimate zen mode! 🧘♀️ #IgnoranceIsBliss" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 When someone tells me “They could care less”, instead of the proper “I couldn’t care less”, I always say “At least you care.” I think I’m emotionally constipated because I haven’t given a shit in months. At the first signs of a sore throat, you should be given the option of just skipping four days into the future. Doing some skin care routine but my skin doesn’t care. When I was little, I didn’t care what I wore. I just went along with what my parents chose. When I look in old photo albums, l realize that they didn’t care either.