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"Who needs to care about stuff when you're blissfully unaware of everything happening around you? 🤷‍♂️ Living in a perpetual state of cluelessness – the ultimate zen mode! 🧘‍♀️ #IgnoranceIsBliss"

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We often come across people in life who make us think: “Oh look, evolution takes a break too!”

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Remember, when asking for a raise, it is considered customary to be sober.

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So rude to come up with solutions to my excuses.

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Boxes of pasta don’t need a plastic window. I believe pasta is in the box.

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So, you’re telling me I’m just supposed to get up every day and keep living like this? Seems like a scam to me.

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Can I come over and figure you out?

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All strapless bras need to be taken off the shelves. A total recall. We do not have the technology yet.

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Just because the deodorant says 48 hrs, it does not mean you have to challenge it.

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Facebook is extremely over-engineered for a birthday reminder app.

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I’m off to club bed, featuring DJ Pillow and MC Blanky.

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Just had a crazy revelation: you can eat in the airport after your flight, too.

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As a kid, I used to watch The Wizard of Oz and wonder how someone could talk if they didn’t have a brain. Then I got social media.

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I should have peed before I left, and other things I’ll never learn: A memoir

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People who take care of chickens are literally chicken tenders.

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That moment when you finish watching a TV series and you don’t know what to do with your life any more.

67 shares on WhatsApp this month:

It’s funny how our brains remember that we have forgotten something, but not what we have forgotten.

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25 is the new 0 years old.

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Everyone hates on Gollum but he had the right idea: become a hermit, collect jewels, swim naked in lakes and pools, occasionally hiss at people who try to make you go places.

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Thank God I have a cat. Who else is gonna shit in this box I have?

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You have 8 hours remaining to create shareholder value.

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Can I just skip to the part in my life where I’m rich and happily in love?

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Venting to ChatGPT is crazy, y’all turning schizophrenic.

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Unmarried in your 30s should honestly be rebranded as – ‘Congrats, you didn’t pick the wrong person out of panic’.

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Welcome to Twitter, where everyone is an expert on everything.

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Of all her outfits, my shirt and no underwear will always be my favorite.

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The only ex I cheated on is my exam.

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Getting road rage alone in my house.

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I think adults need summer vacation. Like, let’s just close down all our jobs for three months and play outside. Please. I’m so tired.

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Sometimes I feel like my life is being written by someone who isn’t sure if they like me or not.

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I found out my husband was cheating on me at a Linkin Park concert. We tried so hard and got so far, but in the end, it didn’t even matter.

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“You’re so quiet.” Thanks, I’m not comfortable around you.

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Being alone is my favourite way of being.

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I was actually about to do a workout when the couch threw itself protectively under me.

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I hope you catch the bouquet at my funeral.

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Penguins are just ducks going to a wedding.

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I put my bathroom scale in the corner, and that’s where the little liar will stay until it apologizes.

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I pretend I don’t care about stuff, but that’s only because I have no idea what’s going on around me at any given time.

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We often come across people in life who make us think: “Oh look, evolution takes a break too!”

Remember, when asking for a raise, it is considered customary to be sober.

So rude to come up with solutions to my excuses.

Boxes of pasta don’t need a plastic window. I believe pasta is in the box.

So, you’re telling me I’m just supposed to get up every day and keep living like this? Seems like a scam to me.

Can I come over and figure you out?

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