I pretend I don’t care about stuff, but that’s only because I have no idea what’s going on around me at any given time.

I pretend I don’t care about stuff, but that’s only because I have no idea what’s going on around me at any given time.

Commentary:
“Who needs to care about stuff when you’re blissfully unaware of everything happening around you? 🤷‍♂️ Living in a perpetual state of cluelessness – the ultimate zen mode! 🧘‍♀️ #IgnoranceIsBliss”

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