I pretend I don’t care about stuff, but that’s only because I have no idea what’s going on around me at any given time. Posted onSep 22, 2023Sep 21, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI pretend I don’t care about stuff, but that’s only because I have no idea what’s going on around me at any given time. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 When someone tells me “They could care less”, instead of the proper “I couldn’t care less”, I always say “At least you care.” Doing some skin care routine but my skin doesn’t care. I think I’m emotionally constipated because I haven’t given a shit in months. When life gives you lemons maybe think to yourself, “that’s really quite remarkable given how far I live from a climate capable of growing citrus.” At the first signs of a sore throat, you should be given the option of just skipping four days into the future.
