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I pretend I don’t care about stuff, but that’s only because…

I pretend I don’t care about stuff, but that’s only because…

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"Who needs to care about stuff when you're blissfully unaware of everything happening around you? 🤷‍♂️ Living in a perpetual state of cluelessness – the ultimate zen mode! 🧘‍♀️ #IgnoranceIsBliss"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged awareness, care, confusion, humor, i, idea, me, pretend, stuff, time on Mar 18, 2025 by slickboy.

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