I pretend I don’t care about stuff, but that’s only because I have no idea what’s going on around me at any given time. Posted onJan 30, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Who needs to care about stuff when you're blissfully unaware of everything happening around you? 🤷♂️ Living in a perpetual state of cluelessness – the ultimate zen mode! 🧘♀️ #IgnoranceIsBliss" Related funny posts 😂 Being informed is the worst thing I’ve ever done for my mental health. The children seemed disappointed when I told them the best part about being an adult is going to bed early. The world would be a much nicer place if we just turn off the news. When someone tells me “They could care less”, instead of the proper “I couldn’t care less”, I always say “At least you care.” You can’t confuse me. I already don’t know what’s going on.