I usually start exploring the abyss around 7 p.m. Posted onApr 1, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sounds like the perfect time for my daily existential crisis! ππ€β¨ Related funny posts π€ They need to increase life expectancy so I can squeeze in another mid-life crisis. Is it healthier to drink tap water and let the fluoride calcify my pineal gland or drink bottled spring water and let micro plastics settle in my balls? I have a date and nothing to wear. Or as Nietzsche said: If you stare into a closet long enough, the closet stares back at you. Hey, I noticed youβre completely uninterested in me and couldnβt care whether I live or die. Would you like to build a life together? I’m at that point in my life where if a car hit me, I’d probably say thank you to the kind stranger.