Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I’m not “late”, I’m just very creative with my interpretation of “time”.
  • These aliens are taking forever.
  • There is sex without love, there is love without sex, and there is me without both.
  • If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?
  • In an alternate universe, sex dreams of me.
  • I’m retired. I was tired yesterday and I’m tired again today.