I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them. Funny Quotes September 22, 2023 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I am the proud father of two content providers. I mean children. Two children. My body cracks like a glow stick every time I move, but refuses to light up. My signature move is to tell men that I can’t hear them because I have my headphones in when I quite visibly don’t have headphones in. Too young to retire, too poor to quit and too fat to strip – so let’s move on. I’m not super into getting older but I do like how nobody asks me to help them move anymore.
