Trending Funny Quotes 👇

  • All my small talk is done with a car horn.
  • Accidentally made eye contact with the sweets at the grocery store and now have to declare bankruptcy.
  • Why the hell is it called the restroom? I am fighting for my life in here.
  • I don’t understand how some people find love several times in their lives. I first have to find someone who doesn’t get on my nerves.
  • You can be anything. Be the person who ends the meeting early.
  • Some people get a bit strange as they get older. Not me. I’ve always been like that!