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  • Staying in bed all day is my way of saving money.
  • Toothache and heartache comes from the same thing, which is something sweet.
  • Calling it a situationship, and the whole time, the situation is that they don’t want you.
  • If you ever get locked out of your house, talk calmly to the lock. We all know that communication is the key.
  • Much like lasagna, I’m just held together by cheese at this point.
  • Meatloaf is a good safe word. It means I would do anything for love, but I won’t do that…