I was born to be wild, but only until around 9pm or so. Commentary:"Sure, I was born to be wild 🤘, but let's be real…by 9pm, I'm usually ready to be in bed with a good book and some cocoa 📚☕️. Rock on until the early bird specials start! 🦉😂" Related Funny Posts 🤝 I’ve officially reached the age where I don’t want to do anything after 9pm. I’m a go with the flow kind of gal unless the flow is after 9pm or involves parallel parking. You know Santa isn’t real because no man over 40 is out past 9PM. I am “any text received after 9pm will be answered at 6am” years old. I was born tired, and I will die tired. If I ever tell you I’m not tired, I’m probably lying.