Trendy Funny Quotes

  • You ever tried driving the speed limit and thought, “They can’t be serious.”
  • I dreamed I won the lottery, so you can imagine how thrilled I was to wake up and get ready for work.
  • Offering someone food, and secretly hoping, they don’t want it.
  • Nothing like waking up on a Friday and finding out it’s Tuesday.
  • Don’t ever let your computer feel that you’re in a hurry, cause they’re gonna slow down more.
  • Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth. Then it becomes a soap opera.