I was born to be wild, but only until around 9pm or so. Posted on4 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Sure, I was born to be wild π€, but let's be real…by 9pm, I'm usually ready to be in bed with a good book and some cocoa πβοΈ. Rock on until the early bird specials start! π¦π" Related Funny Posts π€ Iβve officially reached the age where I donβt want to do anything after 9pm. Iβm a go with the flow kind of gal unless the flow is after 9pm or involves parallel parking. You know Santa isnβt real because no man over 40 is out past 9PM. I am βany text received after 9pm will be answered at 6amβ years old. I was born tired, and I will die tired. If I ever tell you I’m not tired, I’m probably lying.