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I was born to be wild, but only until around 9pm or so.

I was born to be wild, but only until around 9pm or so.

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"Sure, I was born to be wild 🤘, but let's be real…by 9pm, I'm usually ready to be in bed with a good book and some cocoa 📚☕️. Rock on until the early bird specials start! 🦉😂"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged 9pm, born, fun, humor, i, night, party, tired, wild on Jan 20, 2025 by slickboy.

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