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Witty quote about Santa and bedtime habits for adults, humorous and playful.

You know Santa isn’t real because no man over 40 is out past 9PM.

Commentary:
"Who needs Santa when we've got a bedtime so strict even he can't keep up? 🎅🕘 #SantaVsTheCurfew"

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged 40, 9pm, age, bedtime, humor, joke, know, man, night, over, past, real, reality, Santa on May 23, 2026 by slickboy.

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