I was dropped as an adult.

I was dropped as an adult.

Commentary:
“Who knew adulting could be a contact sport? 🏈 Looks like someone got traded to the ‘struggling to adult’ team. 🤷‍♂️ Hey, don’t worry – we’ll help you get back in the game! 🌟 #LifeIsADraft”

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